My heart is like an ideal source
It never stops, keeps right on course
A capacitor, much like my brain
opens up when full and can cause pain
Still I'm happy that Ohm's law
it always works, without a flaw
and now, good prof, I will start crying
if you say that you were lying
about the bonus mark being given
for a poem so well written!
by: P. C.
Roses are red
Circuits can be blue
but when you use nodal analysis
your dreams will come true!
KVL, KCL
What can you do?
when the problem looks blue
Not much will do
but nodal analysis will come through!
by: J. U.
to have power absorbed
power needs to be supplied
It is in every circuit you see;
To have knowledge absorbed,
You need interest applied.
it is all a state of mind.
For maximum power transfer
use the Thevenin circuit
It is a good technique to use,
Set RL equal to RT
ZL equal to ZT conjugate,
then calculations will be well worth it.
A purely resistive model of a circuit can be found
It's when the imaginary part is not there.
For a person to have a mind that is balanced and sound,
the real and imaginary have to share.
Now, circuits are common in our world today
They're important and known world wide,
they are not just what we use.
They have a lot to say;
It's something that we feel inside.
by: P. S.
Questions read so feverishly,
Impedance asked for 1 thru 3.
Minus J o’er something C,
Something being the frequency.
An anxious glance atop the page,
Alleviates the nervous rage.
The constant sought is plainly there,
Placed within the phrase with care.
Units are of no concern,
As quickly as I can discern,
The question states: a hundred Hertz,
In cycles done times S inverse.
And ‘F’ is nowhere to be seen,
Now what exactly does that mean?
Remembering now a prof profess:
Omega is one over S!
A cycle in its very sense
Is a simple circle, hence,
Should not all Canadians,
Consider cycles radians?
Rads are oft deemed unitless,
Angles too, I must confess,
I see no reason to reverse
my claim that Omega’s in Hertz!
Others have been thus misled,
By this question, as I’ve said.
I’m not alone in my crusade,
To see a minor change be made.
It is absurd to plainly see,
Amid such triviality,
An inclination to reject,
An answer which is quite correct.
It pains one so, to hear one sigh:
Answer’s off by two times pi.
I therefore humbly do request,
The marks be raised, at your behest.
For those afflicted by this plight,
Would you correct this oversight?
by: C. C.
The body like a node,
And emotions like a current,
Kirchhoff's law fails to apply,
When it may be most urgent.
When current goes in,
It has to go out,
Often with feelings,
They stay and turn about.
If anger ever enters,
Power is surely drained,
The body has to work harder,
And the brain becomes deranged.
Should KCL happen to apply,
Many emotions we'd miss,
Excitement would fade,
We'd barely have bliss.
Perhaps it is good,
KCL doesn't apply,
We'd all be like robots,
We would all become dry.
by: R.J.
Flowing through
continuously
barriers impeding our movement
draining us
challenging us
to find a better path
and somehow
no matter what we do
or where we go
it all adds up to zero at the end!
by: L. H.
Electricity flows through circuits
as blood flows through life.
Wires, capacitors, inductors, the environment
define us, the circuit!
Capacitors collecting charges as we collect stress
5tau later, moved, not a second less!
Wires guide the bloods path
the currents directions can be found by math!
Fates strings pull us on unknown journey
live life, enjoy life with its uncertainty.
Yet, the question lies
do you follow the way of the current?
Do you take the easiest path?
by: M. W.
Hooray for capacitors, they are really neat
For you see, they help my heart to beat!
They are hidden inside a pacemaker right next to my heart
And without them my body wouldn't start
your values can be found by solving e by A over d
and you are represented by the letter we call C
It takes you 5tau to charge and 5tau to drain
you do this again, again and again
without you, I would not live, I would not survive
So lets let our love for the capacitor thrive
by: S. B.